New To Church!

   Welcome to the Hazardville United Methodist Church. We extend a special

welcome to those who are single, married, divorced, gay or just not sure, filthy rich, dirt poor, no habla ingles. And a special welcome to those who are crying newborns, skinny as a rail or could afford to lose a few pounds. We don’t care if you’re more churchy than the Pope, or haven’t been to church since little Andy’s baptism.

   We welcome you if you are over 60 but not grown up yet, or a teenager who is growing up too fast. We welcome soccer moms, NASCAR dads, starving artists, tree-huggers, latte-sippers, vegetarians, junk-food eaters. We welcome you if you’re having problems, or you’re down in the dumps or if you don’t like “organized religion.” We’ve been there, too.

   If you blew all your offering money at the casino, you’re welcome here. We

offer special welcome to those who think the earth is flat, work too hard, don’t work, can’t spell, or because grandma is in town and wanted you to go to church.

   We welcome those who are inked, pierced, or both. We welcome those who could use a prayer right now, had religion shoved down your throat as a kid, or got lost in traffic and wound up here by mistake. We welcome tourists, seekers and doubters, bleeding hearts...and you! 

   We welcome you because if you’re good enough for God (and you are!)  

                               then you are good enough for us!

We start our service at 10 a.m., and serve communion the first Sunday of every month.  Come get a bulletin that will walk you through a service.  Stay after for Coffee hour and visit.  We also Live Stream!  Check out under our WORSHIP tab and see Live Streaming enter there and see our service!

We have at least one fun event each month.  Come and enjoy dinner or pancakes.  Visit with the people gathered and enjoy a relaxing time!

We have a Sunday school that meets on the first and third Sunday.  We have a nursery open every Sunday for those ages 0-4.  

Your Sunday Best is what you are comfortable in.    Come in your diamonds or your Shorts and flip flops!